You're Such a Heretic, its Blasphemous
1 Comments Published by Devin on Thursday, July 14, 2005 at 9:46 PM.
Music: Sufjan Stevens - John Wayne Gacy, Jr. - Illinois
Mood: Blank
I'm starting to sound like a broken record with this one, but download the Sufjan Stevens album. It was recommended highly by everyone that's reviewed it, and I can see why. The songs are brilliantly composed, and the content is superb. An A+.
If I was blessed with the power to bring any band/musician from the past together for one final performance, I would have to go with the following ensembles in no particular order:
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Smashing Pumpkins
At the Drive-In
Nirvana
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
The Doors (this would require a Level 2 Paladine Resurrect Card a la Magic the Gathering, n00b)
www.overheardinnewyork.com
Visit the above site, it will not let you down, this much I can promise. I really can't describe it, you have to view it for yourself.
This heat wave is making me very uneasy. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am an advocate of the warmth, but, I would much rather spend my time in 78 degree partly cloudy days, than to waddle around with sweat all-over my face and have to shower everytime I leave the house. It's just not fun.
So yesterday, on my drive home, I was listening to good old KROQ, when this ad comes on for a lawyer, whose name I now cannot recall. However, it starts with the quote "HAVE YOU BEEN BUSTED FAH PAUT" ... and continues with this Medford accented lawyer from Mass that wants to fight for your right to blaze. Well, that's all cool and I really didn't care, until it happened: "CAULL US NOW AT 1-800-4:20-LAWS"... needless to say I busted the fuck up in the car and laughed my ass off all the way home. I guess you had to be there. Still, coincidence on that phone number champ?
Alas, the question of the week: does being a heretic in Christian faith permit going to heaven in say Buddhism? Well, I guess Buddhism is more about enlightenment rather than heaven. How about Judaism? Where's that proverbial line in the sand supposed to be drawn? Did Jesus and Ra have a tet-a-tet to create the formal rules for how they allow sinners into heaven? Can you imagine that?
Jesus "So, yeah, I was looking at these files, and uh, there a lot of guys that you might be interested in"
Ra "No kidding, let me have a loo---yes the Ceasar Salad please, no anchovies though.."
Jesus "Yeah, there's five here for you to take, packaged deal, all yours, heaven bound"
Ra "Wow......is it just me or isn't it really easy for people to make it into my heaven?"
Jesus "No, c'mon man, have you seen the Bible?"
The End.
Mood: Blank
I'm starting to sound like a broken record with this one, but download the Sufjan Stevens album. It was recommended highly by everyone that's reviewed it, and I can see why. The songs are brilliantly composed, and the content is superb. An A+.
If I was blessed with the power to bring any band/musician from the past together for one final performance, I would have to go with the following ensembles in no particular order:
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Smashing Pumpkins
At the Drive-In
Nirvana
Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
The Doors (this would require a Level 2 Paladine Resurrect Card a la Magic the Gathering, n00b)
www.overheardinnewyork.com
Visit the above site, it will not let you down, this much I can promise. I really can't describe it, you have to view it for yourself.
This heat wave is making me very uneasy. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am an advocate of the warmth, but, I would much rather spend my time in 78 degree partly cloudy days, than to waddle around with sweat all-over my face and have to shower everytime I leave the house. It's just not fun.
So yesterday, on my drive home, I was listening to good old KROQ, when this ad comes on for a lawyer, whose name I now cannot recall. However, it starts with the quote "HAVE YOU BEEN BUSTED FAH PAUT" ... and continues with this Medford accented lawyer from Mass that wants to fight for your right to blaze. Well, that's all cool and I really didn't care, until it happened: "CAULL US NOW AT 1-800-4:20-LAWS"... needless to say I busted the fuck up in the car and laughed my ass off all the way home. I guess you had to be there. Still, coincidence on that phone number champ?
Alas, the question of the week: does being a heretic in Christian faith permit going to heaven in say Buddhism? Well, I guess Buddhism is more about enlightenment rather than heaven. How about Judaism? Where's that proverbial line in the sand supposed to be drawn? Did Jesus and Ra have a tet-a-tet to create the formal rules for how they allow sinners into heaven? Can you imagine that?
Jesus "So, yeah, I was looking at these files, and uh, there a lot of guys that you might be interested in"
Ra "No kidding, let me have a loo---yes the Ceasar Salad please, no anchovies though.."
Jesus "Yeah, there's five here for you to take, packaged deal, all yours, heaven bound"
Ra "Wow......is it just me or isn't it really easy for people to make it into my heaven?"
Jesus "No, c'mon man, have you seen the Bible?"
The End.
you genuinely just made me laugh. you ass. n000b.