Starting from Scratch

by Devin Anand


Damn You, Bruins

Music: Red Hot Chili Peppes - Dani California - Stadium Arcadium
Mood: Dissapointed

Damn you UCLA Bruins!

You make it to the championship game by riding a stingy defense and great team play. You get into the game with Florida, and you let them have 36 points in the first half! Noah blocks 5 shots on you fools, and you don't even attempt to challenge him, or the refs. And then, to make matters worse, Afflalo and Mbah a Moute don't show up until the second half! How can you expect to win with that garbage effort. You played so poorly that John Wooden had to hit the Emergency Room tonight for chest pains! C'mon!

But alas, I am not full of hate. I am surprised you even made it this far. My hats off to Ben Howland for getting this team to play hard throughout the tourney. I think next year, the combination of recruits and returning players will enable us to make another run deep into the tourney. If Farmar and Afflalo stick around, Josh Shipp gets healthy, and Darren Collison learns how to pass, we maybe, just maybe, can get it done in '07.

I'm sad to see Cedric Bozeman and Ryan Hollins leave. Those guys were great players and waited through years of turmoil to make it to this night. Bozeman is probably my favorite player in college today, and I doubt he'll make it into the league because he's a softer version of Boris Diaw (if there is such a thing). But, silver lining, there's always the prospect of a second round draft pick.

If Farmar, Afflalo, and Shipp dedicate themselves in the offseason, then we could do it. We'll need big men, but, I don't care about then. I care about now, and how you lost to Florida. FLORIDA. That stings my friends, it really does. Joakim Noah punked you fools, and you did absolutely nothing about it. You know what the expectation of playing for UCLA is? It's winning. Not losing in the finals. If you're going to lose, by the way, let Kelvin Kim into the game. At least the fans will get to watch a Korean gangsta running around frantic.

Bill Walton is not pleased. Reggie Miller is not pleased. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is not pleased. Hell, Troy Aikman is not pleased.

**** UCLA.

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